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Housemaid’s knee, tennis elbow, writer’s cramp, potter’s wrist and other afflictions are much older than iPad neck, but they all have similar causes.

Remove Cavity Sam’s funny bone, Charlie horse or writer’s cramp with a pair of electro-probe tweezers without lighting up his bright red nose.

There is the Indy 500 parade on Saturday and a morning autograph session where he is likely to develop writer's cramp.

If Girardi wielded such power in his current job, he would get writer’s cramp from compiling a list of all the matters that need redress: a faulty offense, a growing list of injuries and the puzzling decline of Luis Severino.

He had succumbed to what doctors call focal dystonia, golfers call the yips, and instrumentalists and scribblers, respectively, call musician’s cramp and writer’s cramp.