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Putin rattling a Russian sabre was one thing.

As she packed her bags, at one farewell event she was presented with a commemorative champagne sabre engraved with the words "always the Dame of DC".

"The only feline species that was threatened at this level was the sabre tooth tiger thousands of years ago."

Picture this: Mr Gilliver is stood in a pitch black fishing boat hut, dressed head to toe in dark clothing, holding a “light sabre”.

Then again his sabre rattling in the past hasn’t come to much, so perhaps it wouldn’t again?