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“This will be my first time buying any Criterion DVDs,” adds Mohammadlou, 24, who came by himself.

Inspiration has never been hard to come by.

Throughout a long career in radio and television, Martindale was frequently asked how he came by his unusual first name.

So much so, there was some surprise at the club that the story did not leak before it did on Monday, with confirmation of the news that bewildered the football world coming by the evening.

As an adult, though, the thrill was harder to come by.