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“I heard that this was a BYOB. So I brought my own boy! Everyone, this is my nephew, Nathan!”

In opinion surveys, Johnson’s polling numbers are in the dumpster after months of drip-drip revelations about how he allowed his staff to turn his office and residence of 10 Downing Street into an ersatz frat house during the darkest days of the pandemic — with “BYOB” party invites, karaoke singing, fisticuffs and vomiting.

Police are looking into 12 gatherings, including ones that involved quiz �������t¶��, wine and cheese celebrations, “BYOB” invitations — and alcohol that was brought in via wheeled luggage.

And apologized some more — amid shouts from the opposition that he is a liar and should resign — that he attended a “BYOB” garden party at his own home during the height of coronavirus lockdown in May 2020.

Prices: $45 per person, BYOB, plus tax and tip.