Slang dictionary
dick appointment
[dik uh-point-muhnt]
What does聽dick appointment mean?
Dick appointment is a slang term for arranging a time to have sex with a man. Deeper, emotional connections are left at the door; dick appointments are about a woman getting laid.
Where does dick appointment come from?
In our busy lives, we can forget the important things, namely when to get it on with the hot guy we met at the bar. A聽dick appointment聽solves that problem by setting aside a specific time (appointment) to have sex with him. The dick, if you need us to spell it out, stands in for the sex.
Bein late to a dick appointment
— pockets on Bruce Bruce (@itsBruceBruce)
A quick search on Twitter shows that聽dick appointment was used on the site since late 2010. Contributing to its spread was an Urban Dictionary entry in 2012 and a few songs that used it in lyrics. Singer Dreezy’s 2016 song聽“See What You On” proclaims in a verse:聽“Go tell the world like Tom Joyner / I pull up on you on the weekend / I never miss a dick appointment.”
One makeup tutorial by YouTuber Sarah Cheung in February 2018 spurred other creators to make聽dick appointment聽tutorials.聽The makeup usually consist of a light foundation and peachy tones for a natural look that won’t get messy after said聽dick appointment.
The video itself, as well as the inevitable Tweets about it, went viral, prompting celebration and condemnation聽alike of聽dick appointments.
Imma husband not a boyfriend, not a paycheck, not a dick appointment, nunna dat 馃ぃ
— 馃毝馃従鈥嶁檪锔忦煢� (@iamholyrexx)
Examples of dick appointment
Who uses dick appointment?
The phrase is mostly used by women, gay men, and others that are attracted to men鈥搊r, more specifically, attracted to the D.聽It’s like the phrase booty call聽with a female/gay bent.
Chicago Gays stepping out into the snow storm to get to their dick appointments
— Juulia Andrews (@GayDad2008)
As noted,聽dick appointments are a popular, if niche, type of makeup tutorial on YouTube.
me after doing my hair and makeup for an 11pm dick appointment
— beth (@cheneyeb)
Dick appointment is best used in a tone that’s half-joking. It’s perfect for recounting a bad (or great!) sexual experience to a friend,聽e.g. OMG, I have to tell you about my dick appointment the other night) or cracking a joke about modern romance on social media.
How the group chat sends strength and hoe power when a member is on the way to a dick appointment
— Electrofagnetic. (@jamKartel)
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